Sarah Harvey
There was something
different about this place, he thought, looking up at the overgrown hedge
surrounding the property. Veiled by
weeds, it was unkempt and neglected. He paced back and forwards in front of the
tall enclosure a couple of times, but couldn’t see through to the house. The
wrought iron gates were also overgrown with weeds. Strange, he didn’t remember
it being like that.
He wandered slowly up the road, stumbling every now as he
tripped over his shoelaces.
He fiddled with the gate lock and cursed when it wouldn’t open.
Damn, he thought. Front gates locked again. So he decided
to wander around the side of
the house, tripping over his shoelaces. He giggled with a drunken slur every time he tripped.
As he snuck down through the garden, he upset a flock of birds as he went.
Frozen with guilt, he stopped and looked around. He saw nothing. He reflects on
his recent forced exit from the local pub. Elegant entries – and exits – were not
his strong suit.
The
run-down old cottage is not actually that big, but the block it was situated on
about five acres, out of site from the street. Yet it was still easily accessible
to the public from the back. Although glad it was unlocked now, he made a
mental note to get a padlock for the gate and secure it in the morning.
Finally inside,
he closed the door slowly behind him. He looked around with furtively… still no
sign of movement. The house appeared more cluttered than it normally did; grandly
furnished with quaint amenities, but it was filthy. He ran his index finger along the
surface of the pine wood table; dust is on every surface, and dishes are piled
high on the kitchen sink.
‘Jack?’
Jack’s eyes
adjusted to the light and he looked up, crying out in horror.
‘Mrs – Mrs White?’
Standing in
front of him was a woman in her mid-sixties, scantily dressed in her
flower-patterned nightie. Her hair was pinned up in rollers.
‘Mrs White, what
are you doing in my house?’
The woman
smiled seductively. ‘It’s not your house, Jack. It’s mine. You’ve wandered into
my back yard again, haven’t you? Been out again tonight have we..? Why don’t
you come and lie down with me...’
hahaha this was a great read. Funny read...mhhh wonder if Jack took up the offer :-)
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