© Denis Fitzpatrick, 2014
Having never, since the
age of twenty-one, been astounded by the fact that that he was a Homo Deus, a man-God, or God-man,
Geaccomo Darius Worthen-Grieves, now wondered if the flames in the hearth were
showing him other Homo Deus people.
Well, of course there were others he said to himself, literally; God Would Need
many such in order to Keep a proper Account of Reality; and God Needs more than
just the one good friend.
He took another swig of his port and then
got up to stand and look out of the gaping doorway of his squat.
Being a Homo Deus was very trying for Geaccomo: he had to be always observing
his neighbours; he tended to worry over the tiniest things that could possibly
harm Reality, wondering as well if he was endangering It by bringing God down
to his level to report the week’s observations of his fellow citizens. God
though Loved Geaccomo’s reports, God once Telling him that they were the
Highlight of His week.
He took another swig of his port and
closed his not-too-dirty overcoat.
It would be nice to lose his burden, with
perhaps infinite port in exchange. He didn’t need to pay rent, the drink meant
he didn’t have to eat much, he neither smoked nor took any illicit drugs, but
still there was never enough port for the welfare fortnight. And spying on
people had always made him feel guilty, even if it was in order to report to
God. Surely he could resign his viceregality, maybe even exchange it somehow
for an endless supply of port?
He took another swig and headed back to
his mattress in front of the lit hearth.
‘Stuff it,’ he said to the flames, ‘Satan
will buy my Homo Deus title, a
feather in his cap in The Eternal Struggle. He’ll easily accept my services for
simply some choice drink. He’ll probably give me cash as well as the free port
forever.’ His increasing alcohol psychosis made the idea seem entirely reasonable.
‘Where can I find Satan though in this big
city?’ he asked himself.
‘Head out and he will find you,’ he
likewise replied.
Geaccomo finished his port and headed out
to find Satan.
*
Geaccomo was
instinctively sure that Satan would accept his service, being eager to call one
of God’s best servants to his dark side after Geaccomo had simply muttered a
bastard prayer affirming his allegiance in return for booze, booze, and more
booze. Satan would probably announce the acceptance of the deal with a full
bottle of top quality alcohol left somewhere for Geaccomo to find rather than
making his malefic appearance before the malodorous Geaccomo. Geaccomo was also
mentally too far gone for such an audience.
And turning the corner of a street in
Redferne, in sunny though presently cold Sydney, Aus, a land Worthen-Grieves
was sure has a twin in a parallel universe, he was met with a bright glowing
light. There was also a flashing sign: ‘Free Party! All Welcome!’ The lights
were coming from a terrace house, filled also with people and not too loud
music.
‘So, Satan,’ said Geaccomo, ‘methinks my
service is accepted. You’d better keep me in port.’ He crossed over to the
party.
There was indeed port there, not of too
high a quality though, and the house was full of mostly young adults, well
dressed and too drunk to worry about Geaccomo’s general filthiness. It bothered
Geaccomo though for he wanted to start his dark service on a positive footing.
Easily finding the cheery young lass who was one of the hosts he was allowed to
shower and was also given some clothes to change into.
It was the first time that he had had a
shower whilst also imbibing good sherry (for a change) and the novelty made the
washing seem almost sensual, like he was being caressed by silky spirits
completely surrounding him. It was also the longest shower he had ever had,
over half an hour. He would have liked to stay longer but he had to refill his
sherry.
Finding the clothes a perfect fit, almost
as if they were made for him, he re-joined the party and the general boozing.
*
And the party continued,
long after Geaccomo had left that terrace house the first time. Geaccomo didn’t
question the fact that he was now regularly finding bottles of wine, fortified
wine, beer, and one time a half full bottle of bourbon, and occasionally fresh
clothes. The bottles were never completely full but he was now stretching his
alcohol budget to the point where he had plenty of strong drink every day of
the fortnight. What Geaccomo did find surprising was that he had been shouted
at most of Redferne’s pubs quite a lot over the past few weeks. His benefactors
invariably explained the cause for doing so was Geaccomo’s improved appearance.
On dole-day he usually went from pub to pub in Redferne, allowing himself fifty
dollars for the party, dressed in his stinking, pungent rags and spying on his
neighbours until he had a good drunk going. But since his deal with Satan, with
its fresh clothes, and also being allowed to shower regularly at the house that
had thrown the free party, the locals at these pubs had noted his improved
appearance and odour and sought to encourage him in these improvements with the
occasional free drink.
But Geaccomo didn’t forget whose service
he was in during these free drinks, avidly spying on the pubs’ patrons and
reporting all he saw to the Dark Lord. Geaccomo never actually saw Satan when
he called him up, every Saturday night upon the stroke of midnight, but rather
addressed his report to a vaguely humanoid shadow, and only appearing in
Geaccomo’s mind’s eye. Satan neither said anything during these reports nor
showed any signs of recognising Geaccomo.
All in all Geaccomo congratulated himself
on his move to Satan’s service; the fruits of his labour were bountiful and he
was now drinking more, partying longer, was cleaner, and well clothed
practically all of the time.
‘Yes, things have improved a lot. A lot.’
Such was the constant refrain from him whenever he thought about it over a
drink. He was neither sorry to have left God’s service nor did he expect any
serious repercussions from his dereliction of duty.
He was thus very surprised to be Visited
by God one night in a dream, around six months since after his dark service had
commenced. He did not think God would Miss him but apparently He Did.
‘My son,’ began God, ‘Geaccomo, My dearest
Geaccomo, why hast thou forsaken Me?’
‘I have found Paradise in drink, Father.’
‘‘Tis a false Paradise, an empty
temptation by My Rival, solely to take another valued sheep from My Fold. Thine
monitoring of this sad world is sorely relied upon by Me and My Son. We cannot
Do without thee, dearest Geaccomo. Return to Our Embrace, but return and all
shall be forgiven.’
‘Will You Fix me up with endless drink?
Fresh clothes, and no rent?’
‘Thine wine is a sickness. Thou needst
aliment, a veritable bounty of which I can Guide you to obtain if thou but
return.’
It was no contest for Geaccomo. ‘God,’ he
said, ‘alcohol is the only thing that makes me feel real, alive, potent, and
eternal. I don’t need food. Being a diligent Homo Diabolus is nothing but bounty.’
‘‘Tis bane, my son. Ware! Even now My
Rival’s firewater erodes thine heart, erodes thine lifethews. Ware, I Say!
Return to My Fold lest My Rival take thee unprepared, turning thine heart
against thee.’
That gave Geaccomo pause for thought. ‘You
mean,’ he asked of God, ‘Satan is trying to murder me?’
‘He is nothing but ill. Didst thou expect
anything more?’ Geaccomo now realised his error; he had been tempted away from
his holy service simply so that Satan could score one against God. Geaccomo was
nothing but a sacrificial pawn.
In his dream Geaccomo got onto bended
knee, bowed his head, and joined his hands in prayer. ‘Forgive me, Father, for
I have sinned. Service to Satan boots nought and henceforth I commit myself to
You if You will but Welcome an erring sinner.’
‘So be it, My dearest Geaccomo.’
Geaccomo then awoke with a start, slightly
sweating in the clothes he’d slept in, and with a pain in his chest. It was
dawn of a promising spring day and Geaccomo instantly got out of bed to say a
prayer on his bended knees, affirming God’s Dominion over the Dark Lord,
renouncing Satan and strong drink as all ill.
Satan mustn’t have been cognizant of this
change for he still left strong drink and clothing for Geaccomo. Geaccomo was
too far gone in alcohol psychosis to resist temptation and soon gave up
resisting altogether the Dark Lord’s wiles. It was easier to still drink and to
report to the Dark Lord, afterwards fondly recalling the halcyon days of his
services to God, one of His viceroys, Homo
Deus, the eyes and ears of The Almighty.
Geaccomo was found dead by the police
exactly three lunar months after his failed return to God. A neighbour had
placed a call to the local police station after noticing a pervasive, unholy
stench from Geaccomo’s squat. By the way Geaccomo was clutching at his heart it
was fairly certain that he had died of a heart attack. The police could find no
next of kin and Geaccomo was cremated unceremoniously. He was missed by none
except God and Christ.
~~~
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